Skogsalv.
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied

Norway

Where do I start?
Well my name is Lene, and I'm from Norway.. Wow, that felt creative.
It's the lames start, but it'll do.

They tell me that I'm a grown up, but I don't belive it, I am only 32 of age, practicly still a teenager, thats at least how it feels.
EEEEY, QUIT BABELING ABOUT YOUR AGE, THEY WILL THINK YOU ACTUALLY CARES.
But I dont!
THEN QUIT IT!!
Ok.. Chill.....

Ok, what to tell?..
PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL THEM ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO?
Ok? I can do that.
Of course, most of all I like spening time with my kids, well, hm, at least the youngest of the two..
WELL ARE YOU MENTAL? tHEY WILL THINK YOU ARE A CRAPY MOM!!
Well, I am not!
It's just that my eldest son is a teenager, an he really don't want to spend all that time with his grumpy mum, So it's mostly my 3 year old I spend time with. Did you think I ment I didn't like spending time with my teenager? Jerk..
WELL, OK, IF YOU SAY SO.. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR KIDS, I MENT, WHAT DO YOU ENJOY BESIDES BEEING WITH YOUR KIDS?
Waitwait...! I haven't told them about how childish I am, I really enjoy playing with all those kids toys and.. watch childrens program om TV and..
LAME! I AM PRETTY SURE WHEN I SAY.. THEY DON'T CARE!!! NEXT!
But?
YOU ARE SO STUPID... NEXT!
*grumpy*
Well, ok then.
Lets tlak about the stuf you want me to talk about.. But I don't know what that is? Do I?
WELL, YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART, ARE YOU?
YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE TO DO THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE, ON DEVIANTART...
Ooooh, THats what you want me to talk about, well, you could just have said so, I am not a mind reader you know? But now I come to think about it, shouln't I know what you think since you acctually are a voice in my head??
Well, details.
On with it.

I really enjoy beeing here an Deviant, beeing a deviant myself.
I have allways crated "art" in all sorts of forms.
Since I was the smalest of age, I know how fun it is when grown-ups draw or paint with you when you are little, so I do that with my kids.. A lot.
WELL, CAN YOU JUST QUIT WITH THAT? YOU ARE BORING THEM WITH ALL THIS BABELING ABOUT YOUR KIDS, ENOUGH!
Aaargh, you are just the most annoying thing you, you..!

Well, sorry about that.
I have a lot og hobbys, I allways find new stuff to do, sitting up late at nught, maybe till the morning, just doing.. Stuff I reaaly like to do.
That could be maybe making claymonsters, that I have a lot of in my gallery. But I have alot more than shown in my gallery. Some I keep, others iI give away thru my blog.
And then there is drawing and painting, I really enjoy ink, thats fun!
And the computer is a reaaly great tool!
I just need to practice a little more.
Can I talk about other stuff now?
WELL, IF YOU MUST? WHAT STUFF?
Never mind, I think this is getting to long to read soon, sp I'll just quit.
AAAH, COME ON, YOU WHERE DOING SO GOOD?!
Well, everything has a begining, and an end, sorry to sey but this is the end of this.
And stupid voice, leave me alone, will ya?!


I AM SORRY, SHE IS SO EXSTREMELY ..INSENSITIVE..

Am not!!!
Jerk..

Current Residence: Norway
Favourite genre of music: idunnoidunnoidunno
Favourite cartoon character: I love Elfquest!
Personal Quote: When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

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